I was not always blue. I was once like you. I was left in a junkyard in the year two thousand-two. I slept in Gaia, a tree of my invention. I dreamt I was The Blue Girl. I used to bring my robot, Fleabucket, to school. Kids would tease me. I wasn't cool. I invented sound fueling. I invented regenerative nutrition. The work was very grueling, but then it all came to fruition: I got my own science show in 2013. I was all the rage in the academic scene. My principal adopted me and she said, "Listen, Honey, forget about turning blue, go make us some money!!" My entire junkyard was sucked up into the 16th Dimension, in the shape of a Dodecahedron. Then one day a little girl called into my show, she said "Excuse me, wizard girl, I'd really like to know: Is there a God? And is there life outside earth?" That's when things stopped making sense. I opened my mouth, and all that came out was the note of "A" above middle "C". I went on many adventures. I met the Burning Bushes. [Select a Goddess above for more info] I met Nester a techno-wizard and the Defender of the Status Quo. He told me a bunch of goddesses were going to change me into a blue head, a megalomaniac. But when I met the goddesses, they turned me into the Blue Girl. They taught me to sing. They said I could be anything! I would return to the millenium to bring back to Earth KALI THE DESTROYER. return to bluegirl